ATTN: Composted show attendees.[views:3755][posts:60]____________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:10pm - RichHorror ""] Effective immediately we are accepting/demanding donations of food and ridiculous clothing at all Composted shows. Make sure it's an already prepared food [i.e. don't bring a bag of unpopped microwave popcorn]. Spots on our guest list for people who bring really awesome stuff. This is without the approval of the rest of the band, but fuck them anyway. |
| ____________________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:12pm - menstrual_sweatpants_disco ""] I will eat the unpopped microwave popcorn. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:13pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Hahahaha! I'm surprised none of us thought of this before. Richard, you are a fucking genius. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:14pm - corpus_colostomy ""] PORK LOIN MASSACRE!! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:14pm - RichHorror ""] DUH YEAH I KNOW |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:15pm - RichHorror ""] My previous post was for that fucking jerk Mark Richards, just to clarify. |
| __________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:17pm - corpus_colostomy ""] thank you for clarifying richard, i was going to put you on the list. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:18pm - RichHorror ""] He shat on my front lawn and throatfucked my Granny's drapes. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:24pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] I'm going to donate fresh vegetables. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:25pm - RichHorror ""] Get thee to a nunnery. |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:26pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] *gets to a nunnery with a box full of cucumbers and summer squash* |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:28pm - Dave_Maggot ""] i love me some vegetables |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:31pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] How about broth? Bouillon cubes? |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:31pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] TONIGHT WE DINE IN COMPOSTED! |
| __________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:31pm - archaeon ""] except a 69 course meal on the 7th |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:31pm - theaccurseddrummer ""] DestroyYouAlot said:I'm going to donate fresh vegetables. I'll be donating vegetables that were fresh maybe six months ago, that are currently sitting in a compost pile. See the irony? Hell yes. |
| _____________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:35pm - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Oh man, Grant's gonna be servin' up t3h b0nn3rz. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:35pm - RichHorror ""] Gimme some ice cream sammiches. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:37pm - RichHorror ""] Wild boner parties. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:39pm - theaccurseddrummer ""] RichHorror said:Gimme some ice cream sammiches. This, I can do, but the box you get will never be full. I require a minimum 33% cut for all delicious treats donated to you for stage-related shenanigans. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:41pm - RichHorror ""] This ain't Deal or No Deal and you ain't Howie Mandel. Be grateful. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:43pm - RichHorror ""] Also, all Composted shows are now to be referred to as food drives. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:44pm - theaccurseddrummer ""] RichHorror said:This ain't Deal or No Deal and you ain't Howie Mandel. Be grateful. That's the business Rich, you've gotta take what you can get, and if I decide to bring a third eaten box of ice cream sammiches, it is YOU who should be grateful. I shall eat.... some. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:45pm - theaccurseddrummer ""] RichHorror said:Also, all Composted shows are now to be referred to as food drives. and THAT term should be used very loosely. :shocker: |
| ________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:46pm - DestroyYouAlot ""] Just eat 1/3rd of each bar. |
| ____________________________________________ [Feb 12,2008 4:48pm - theaccurseddrummer ""] DestroyYouAlot said:Just eat 1/3rd of each bar. Genius. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 6:04pm - RichHorror ""] STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 8:01pm - DrewBlood ""] bonus points for food from a restaurant on the plate it was served on? |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 8:02pm - RichHorror ""] That's some house nigga shit. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 8:03pm - DrewBlood ""] I'm thinking moons over my hammy |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 8:05pm - RichHorror ""] I'm thinking diabetic seizure. |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 8:16pm - DrewBlood ""] HYPERTENSION!!! ......DIABETES!!! |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 8:19pm - RichHorror ""] Hello, I'm Wilford Brimley. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 13,2008 9:02pm - the_reverend ""] 15 PECKERS!!!!!!!! |
| _______________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:12am - ellesarusrex ""] eat the head off a bat rich... show ozzy whos metal... |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:12am - RichHorror ""] Fuck this band, they don't even do angel dust. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:13am - Dave_Maggot ""] i did shrooms the other night. am i on the right track? |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:14am - RichHorror ""] Less hippie organicness, Dave... more life threatening brainkillers. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:17am - Dave_Maggot ""] i'll do that next time. this time i just really had the strange urge to be scared of my own hand for an hour. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:19am - RichHorror ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:21am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] We do KRYLON though. |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:22am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] It is frightening how quickly you were able to retrieve that picture, Rich. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:22am - Dave_Maggot ""] yeah pretty much. and the shadows were closing in on me. i wish i wasnt afraid of my hand so i couldve written a sweet shroom induced story, novel and or song |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:22am - RichHorror ""] MarkFuckingRichards said:We do KRYLON though. No you don't. THIS IS A BUNCH OF HOLLYWOOD BULLSHIT |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:22am - RichHorror ""] Smoke and mirrors |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:24am - RichHorror ""] I am frightening and beautiful. |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:25am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] You're like the Golddust of death metal. |
| _____________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:26am - RichHorror ""] I will Shattered Dreams your faggot ass it'll make your ziti spin |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:26am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] [img] |
| ______________________________________________ [Feb 14,2008 12:27am - MarkFuckingRichards ""] Can you please reiterate what you just said about ziti, in English this time? |