What a good wife should do[views:1514][posts:12]_______________________________________ [Feb 18,2006 11:47am - the_reverend ""] http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 18,2006 11:52am - HailTheLeaf ""] holy freakin' crap...what a nutbag...I think my favorite part is the shaving... |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 18,2006 11:55am - Dissector ""] Hahahaha! |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 18,2006 12:03pm - HailTheLeaf ""] "Fellatio must last at least, 5 min. and may include climax. Intercourse includes anal and vaginal intercourse. Sex acts can be oral, anal, or vaginal, and include but are not limited to: stripping, hand jobs, fingering, masturbation, dildoing, vibrators, and object insertions. All applications of lube to myself, you, or any object, will be done by you." wow, how romantic...what woman wouldn't jump at this guy? |
| ___________________________________ [Feb 18,2006 12:46pm - succubus ""] is he saying he wants something in his anus? i can't believe i read the whole thing...i hope he goes to jail for the kiddy porn crap he did and then they shave him and rape him if you have to write a contract..pretty sad |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 18,2006 1:17pm - the_reverend ""] this is a man with foresight. |
| ____________________________________ [Feb 19,2006 8:24am - anonymous ""] this isnt uncommon actually,,i have found a few"master/slave" contracts on the internet,this is the most half assed one i have ever seen though |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 19,2006 10:11am - HailTheLeaf ""] bags of flaming wow.... |
| _____________________________ [Feb 19,2006 7:49pm - pam ""] I saw this last week, first thing I said to Chris is GO POST THAT ON RTTP!! haha. I knew it would be appreciated here. Anyone here getting married?? I dare someone to print this out and take it home to the bride to be. |
| ______________________________ [Feb 19,2006 7:57pm - Blue ""] tim needs to get on this STAT. |
| _________________________________________ [Feb 19,2006 7:58pm - DreamingInExile ""] HAHAHA, my fiancee would kill me if I even joked about this. |
| _____________________________ [Feb 19,2006 8:07pm - pam ""] Reading that makes me want to tapdance in the vagina monologes or something. |
| ______________________________________ [Feb 19,2006 8:35pm - the_reverend ""] word on the street is that pam made jon sign this. |