Ever shit so much that the poo-mountain rises over the water level?[views:2567][posts:12]___________________________________________ [Jul 14,2006 12:24pm - SinisterMinister ""] I'm not talkin' low-flo toilets here either folks. I have an "Event Horizon" at least twice a week. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 14,2006 12:27pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] HA! Event horizon. I have been drinking to much lately so when I crap lately it looks like pong scum. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 14,2006 12:28pm - SinisterMinister ""] You know, I believe it's the drinking and subs that create this enertia-driven shit to pile up in my toilet every morning. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 14,2006 12:30pm - CaptainCleanoff ""] I'm off to get a sub a D'angelo's here in a bit. The poo will flow like wine tomorrow. |
| ___________________________________________ [Jul 14,2006 12:49pm - Dead Fetus WTTW ""] It would be safe to say that I shit like a small pony. |
| _______________________________ [Jul 14,2006 12:52pm - Yeti ""] that only happens when i eat half a box of Frosted Mini-Wheats in one sitting. in about 12 hours, i have unstoppable gas and shit a monstrous pile. |
| ____________________________________________ [Jul 14,2006 1:22pm - Man_of_the_Century ""] I get it about 2-3 times a week. But I eat 3x the amount of a normal human being. |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 14,2006 1:26pm - SinisterMinister ""] You see, Rudy, I thought my diet was regular. But apparently my intake is much more than I thought, you see. I scratch the water's surface all-too-much. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 14,2006 2:25pm - powerkok ""] The real question is, when dont I?? |
| __________________________________________ [Jul 14,2006 2:26pm - davefromthegrave ""] sometimes it floats. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 14,2006 2:27pm - powerkok ""] floating poo has a higher methane content than sinking poo, hence why it floats. |
| ______________________________ [Jul 14,2006 3:16pm - Yeti ""] i thought it floated if you have more fat in your diet. i could be wrong. |
| __________________________________ [Jul 14,2006 3:18pm - powerkok ""] nope, its the methane content, trust me I know, I am in a band with Hoser, the king of poop knowledge. |