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[QUOTE="DestroyYouAlot:650093"][B]Viking Genealogy[/B] While vikings may on first sight appear to be similar to ninjas, the infamous pirate test seem to prove this paticular theory wrong. The test is based on the fact that anything that has any connection to ninjas will cause a pirate to flip out. Man wigged out pirates really bite. Current tests show that this is not the case, although the resulting battle left two scientists and a small squirrel dead. The pirate did, however, not flip out and the viking was vaguely uninterested. Ultimatly an English gentleman stopped the battle by offering tea and biscuits. The two combatants graciously accepted and the whole thing was reported as a bit of a success. The English gentleman was killed and raped then burnt by the viking afterwards when the viking discoverd that the tea wasn't mead. Those that support the Pirate lineage theory point to Pastafarianism who claim that there is a direct correlation between the number of pirates and global warming. It is also a well know fact that just prior to the viking age there was a warm period, but temperatures dropped as the age progressed. Opponents claim that supporters are spreading bullshit. This does leave the question unanswered, though, as to where vikings stem from. Some support a theory that suggest that vikings and pirates stem from the same lineage due to reports of cross breed pirates and vikings. [B]Vikings and Other Groups[/B] [IMG]http://images2.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/9/90/VikingKong1.jpg/180px-VikingKong1.jpg[/IMG] [I]Viking Kong attacking a group of ninjas during Great Viking-Ninja War of 2005.[/I] Vikings have a long history of relations with other groups, including pirates, ninjas, and lumberjacks. It is worth noting that unlike the hatred Vikings generally display towards the rest of humanity, there is generally very little hostility between Vikings and these other groups (although the Great Viking-Ninja War of 2005 has done lasting damage to Viking-ninja relations.) Vikings are known to have an especially good relationship with pirates, so long as the two groups remain in their respective areas of the sea and do not trespass into each other's nautical territory. Longstanding claims that Vikings are distantly related to lumberjacks have recently been proven. This discovery has lead a majority of scientists to believe that we are all fucked. [B]Famous Part Vikings[/B] * King of Sweden(Part viking, part french). * Kyle's Mom * Akira Toriyama. * Batman (Hasn't thou seen his horns?) * Fat Albert - Now come on, someone with such an fat body must be an viking! * Torbal * Andrew Shreeves * Arseface from York - Nowerdays known as Michael Moore. * King Arsethur - Isnt it obvious. * Maddox * This Guy * Me * Jesus (actually vikings dislike Jesus since he sent them a neverending wave of christian pussy vermin missionaries)* * Rodriguez Da Anûs - Probably the Gayest viking in the world. * Jeff Scott Soto * Varg Vikernes * Hunter * Your Mom * The Minnesota Vikings * Mr.Tresnak...The Only Viking Who Is Also A Pirate, Who Also Loves To Rape Pillage And Plunder While Riding His Gay Dragon, Whom Constantly Asks, "Is This Purse Ok For Tonights Ventures?" * Beowulf * Evil Pizza [/QUOTE]
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