Random phone call from ex girlfriend funnys
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[Jul 22,2010 8:36pm - SkinSandwich ""]
I broke up with this chick 15 years ago. Out of the blue she calls. got my # from a family member of mine. After talking for about five minutes she tells me she will be here on Saturday and wants to suck me off and wants me to fuck the shit out of her, haha! This weekend is going to be great. The best part is she flies back to Texas Monday. Life is dull as hell but sometimes random shit happens to me that is the balls.
[Jul 22,2010 8:44pm - blessed offal nli ""]
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[Jul 22,2010 8:44pm - blessed offal nli ""]
woops i meant
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[Jul 22,2010 8:57pm - Archaeon ""]
She probably has AIDS and wants to get you back for breaking her heart.
[Jul 22,2010 8:59pm - arilliusbm ""]
Cool story bro. Play her in battleships first.
[Jul 22,2010 9:36pm - SkinSandwich ""]
Archaeon said:She probably has AIDS and wants to get you back for breaking her heart.
Haha, The AIDS, it's coming.
[Jul 22,2010 9:37pm - SkinSandwich ""]
arilliusbm said:Cool story bro. Play her in battleships first.
I bring the battleship, she brings the vagina and AIDS.
[Jul 22,2010 9:53pm - arilliusbm ""]
Triple wrap it up. We don't want you getting an EpidermisPanini.
[Jul 23,2010 1:04am - SacInDartmouth ""]
Only Stratego is real.
[Jul 23,2010 8:29am - SkinSandwich ""]
I cum acid.