ok, someone had to do this: Band name fun![views:4523][posts:30]________________________________ [Mar 27,2002 10:12am - eben ""] ok all you returners of the pit. Its time to put our thinking caps on and see how many clever variations for band names we can come up with. I'll help get the ball rolling. <br> <br>note: this is good clean fun, no serious offense should be taken. <br> <br> <br>Examples: <br> <br>Eyes Like Autumn = <br> guys on bottom <br> guys into sodom <br> <br>Halo suffocation machine: <br> play-doh defication charlie sheen <br> gaylo defication in tight jeans <br> <br>Between two thieves: <br> between two steves <br> between two cheeks |
| _______________________________________ [Mar 27,2002 10:19am - the_reverend ""] how bout <br>tears of avarel: <br>f.ags of haverhill |
| ________________________________ [Mar 27,2002 11:56am - eben ""] The:enclitic = <br> <br>scene shit-lick |
| _________________________________ [Mar 27,2002 4:10pm - XmikeX ""] Letters From The Dead = <br>Lettuce From The Head <br> <br>In Dire Need= <br>Rosstrosity <br> |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 27,2002 5:03pm - the_reverend ""] it's not very funny, <br>but I was walking through the mall of new hampshire, wearing a NILE hoodie and someone said "nice Nike sweatshirt". <br>to which, I showed my nike shoosh-stika <br>w00t <br><a href="http://www.nile-catacombs.com/site/merchandise.html" target="_blank">http://www.nile-catacombs.com/site/merchandise.html</a> |
| ______________________________________ [Mar 27,2002 6:30pm - the_reverend ""] <a href="http://www.returntothepit.com/allpictures.php" target="_blank">http://www.returntothepit.com/allpictures.php</a> <br>well, there's some what of a list of band names, <br>how bout <br> <br>beyond the sixth seal: <br>Fondle the sick seal<br> kissed the sick seal |
| _______________________________ [Mar 27,2002 7:42pm - eben ""] eyes like autumn = <br> <br>guys downhill slalom |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 28,2002 12:53pm - doug in fits ""] why do we need to make bandnames up? <br>bands do it on their own, look at this list<br><a href="http://www.geminiweb.net/bandnames" target="_blank">http://www.geminiweb.net/bandnames</a>/ <br>sure, rev, it's no metal generator, but it's does have Candy Striper Death Orgy and Cheetah Chrome Motherfuckers. |
| _________________________________ [Mar 28,2002 8:23pm - Tanefer ""] ok here goes nothing... <br>cryptopsy- <br>craptopsy or cunttopless <br>abigor- <br>me eat more <br> <br> <br> |
| ________________________________________ [Mar 28,2002 10:05pm - eben thieves ""] sweet! lets keep this going. <br> <br>in dire need: <br> <br>my pants i've pee'd <br>entirely tweed ( like the fabric) <br> <br>justice theory: <br>Timothy Leary (the college professor circa 1970 that encouraged the use of lsd) <br> <br>ok I'm stretching it now... time to reload |
| _________________________________ [Mar 29,2002 2:02pm - OebenO ""] Automata after a fruit binge : <br>Gotta Spattah' |
| ________________________________ [Apr 2,2002 9:10am - //eben ""] backstabbers= buttstabbers <br>iranah= beer and chalk <br>REd Chord= Pink sword <br>Cannae= terrible, terrible music. |
| _________________________________ [Apr 2,2002 1:23pm - Charles ""] Icarus Falls=I caress balls |
| _________________________________ [Apr 2,2002 1:23pm - Charles ""] Icarus Falls=I caress balls |
| _____________________________________ [Apr 3,2002 12:21am - RustedAngel ""] Cannae = Faglay, Gan I Be Gay, Can of Gays <br>Enclitic = IdLickADick <br>Assuck = Ass Suck <br>Dimmu Borgir = Dimmu Boner <br>Pig Destroyer = Bum Raper <br>Soilwork = Homework <br>The Red Chord = The Red Vagina <br>Children of Bodom = Children With Boners <br> <br>and any band with 'The' at the beginning = The Boners |
| ________________________________ [Apr 3,2002 1:13am - XmikeX ""] letters from the dead = lettuce from the bread <br>upon crimson wings = upon chicken wings <br>internal bleeding = caniborrowafeeling <br>in dire need = Slowly We Ross |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2004 6:35pm - Dissector ""] This thread is funny, let's bring it back Cradle of filth: cradle of friest Dimmu borgir: Dimmu burger Children of bodom: Children of boredom |
| _____________________________________ [May 29,2004 6:50pm - The_ExhumeD ""] black my heart - black my asshole deicide (crap) - do decide isis - as is pig destroyer - cop killer soilient green - toilets clean |
| ________________________________ [May 29,2004 7:32pm - retzam ""] Blind Guardian - Fine Accordian Six Feet Under - Six Years Over Opeth - Moped The Kovenant - The Coughing Ant Dissector - Dissection |
| ___________________________________ [May 29,2004 7:47pm - Dissector ""] Pantera - Panteribble Evergrey - Always gay Nevermore - Always bore |
| _________________________________________ [May 29,2004 8:42pm - attendmyrequiem ""] A Life Once Lost - A Loaf Once Lost Black My Heart - Lap my Fart Children of Bodom - Children of Sodom Terminally Your Aborted Ghost - Cinnomly, your buttered toast the:enclitic : man lick dick |
| ______________________________________ [May 29,2004 8:49pm - swamplorddvm ""] Children of scrotum |
| ________________________________ [May 29,2004 9:08pm - retzam ""] Damn it attend, I was just about to use Children Of Sodom. Oh well, life goes on I guess. Or does it??... I'd like to point out that I thought Fine Accordian and Six Years Over were pretty funny... |
| _______________________________ [May 29,2004 11:37pm - blue ""] raising kubrick: blazing poopdick rubicks cubrick waiting goostick |
| ____________________________________ [May 30,2004 3:24am - MyDeadDoll ""] my favorite: Ascendancy - ass 'n dance candy |
| _______________________________________ [May 30,2004 3:40am - DeOdiumMortis ""] That needed to be said. I was waiting for it for too long. |
| __________________________________________ [May 30,2004 4:01am - TheGreatSpaldino ""] Immortal = Clitoral Mayhem = Gayham Zyklon = Dykeschlong |
| __________________________________________ [May 30,2004 5:39pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] Atreyu = Agayjew From Autumn to Ashes = From Scrotum to Asses |
| ________________________________ [May 31,2004 6:46pm - retzam ""] Hahahaha, those two are the best so far. |
| __________________________________________ [May 31,2004 7:25pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""] thats because they fit with actual theme of the band ;) |
| ________________________________ [May 31,2004 7:31pm - retzam ""] hahaha, no I think it is more because of how Southpark-esque they are. |