bow unto thy decree, you plebians[views:3721][posts:20]_________________________________________ [Dec 21,2011 1:46am - the royal king ""] i have established a kingdom for you all here at returnicus to the piticus and henceforth, i have penned a small set of rules one must follow if thy wishes to keep thy head attached to thine neck and shoulders 1) from this day forth, your dick shall no longer go to your bro, but your trophy wench, with whom you may later share with you bro 2) brids are officially banned from the kingdom. fuck them. 3) all pubs are required to host games of darts and the targets shall be human posteriors. a bullseye hath occured when one manages to pinpoint the anal ring. 4) an elastic clause in case further provisions are required may a good day be bestowed unto yourselves, commoners. signed, the king |
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