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Anyone play Magic: The Gathering?

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[Mar 26,2004 12:51am - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
49 replies and no one has IM'ed to play against me =( is everyone afraid of losing? ;)
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[Mar 26,2004 12:51am - MyDeadDoll ""]
I DON"T KNOW HOW TO PLAY
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[Mar 26,2004 12:54am - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
thats because you are a girl... this game is too complicated for you lesser beings known only as "females" ;)


hahaha im only kidding... but yeah... its not really that complicated to learn.
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[Mar 26,2004 1:00am - MyDeadDoll ""]
maybe i'll play around with it when i get a
free chance and then i'll get good and i'll
whoop your buttocks.
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[Mar 26,2004 1:24am - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
not going to happen... i will explain why.

see... if i am using my artifact rush deck... i can have tons of creatures come out at a rate that can very well be infinite (save for the fact that my deck could run out). now this is all possible thanks to my Veldaken Archmage and Genesis Chamber. i have a ton of artifact creatures that cost nothing to bring out or that have affinity for artifacts that cause the creatures to come out for free.
NOW, because i would have the Archmage out, it allows me to draw a card every time i play an artifact, basically making it so i get a free card drawn into my hand therefore perpetuating the card drawing cycle until i have enough cards out that can do big time damage. speeding up the card drawing (and creature producing) process is my genesis chamber. the genesis chamber allows to make a 1/1 weenie artifact creature everytime i play a non-token creature. basically, every time i play an artifact creature i am now able to draw 2 cards at a time. so that means i can draw my arcbound crusher almost instantaneously. with the crusher out in play i can harbor a very powerful creature that has way more than enough power to kill you by the time it is able to attack. "how?" you ask? well basically, the crushers gains +1/+1 everytime an artifact is played. so now you may have already pieced together how he becomes so massive in such a little time.
now lets say you played 7 artifact creatures... the chamber makes 7 more creatures and you draw 14 cards altogether... now you just put 14 artifacts into play. so the crusher gains 14 new +1/+1 tokens on it and it is now a 15/15. the next turn you play another 4 creatures, uing the chamber to make 4 more, adding another 8 token on the crusher making it a hulking 23/23. so by that time, the opponent could have a couple of creatures out, so when you attacked the opposing creatures could block your crusher... but dont fret... the crusher has trample therefore allowing the opponent to still take most of the damage... and if thats the case, before damage is tallied up you could play a few more artifacts to make it even more powerful, therefore draing your opponent of his measley 20 lifepoints.

... dont even get me started on my elf deck, reanimation deck, or demi-god deck.
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[Mar 26,2004 1:26am - moran ""]
Wanna get a quick game in?
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[Mar 26,2004 2:39am - moran ""]
Good game, I'll play again when I don't have to work.
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[Mar 26,2004 3:51am - succubus ""]
i honestly don't know how to play either and wouldn't want to waste yer time

if you ever want to play dominoes however...


retzam and i wanna play doubles!

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[Mar 26,2004 7:43am - Abbath ""]
MyDeadDoll said:shut up abbath, i'm sure you're either a
nerd or a dork deep down inside.




i like comic books and have about 2000 of them:spineyes:
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[Mar 26,2004 4:41pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
**hands abbath his DORK name tag**

join the club!
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[Mar 26,2004 4:41pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
and spaldino.... you just confused the shit out of me
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[Mar 26,2004 4:56pm - WhyamIandasshole ""]
He pulled that shit on me last night. Killed me in one attack. Cock.
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[Mar 26,2004 4:59pm - moran ""]
WhyamIandasshole said:He pulled that shit on me last night. Killed me in one attack. Cock.


That was me.
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[Mar 26,2004 5:38pm - morkul ""]
Abbath said:MyDeadDoll said:shut up abbath, i'm sure you're either a
nerd or a dork deep down inside.




i like comic books and have about 2000 of them:spineyes:



Killer, a fellow comic book collector. I probaly have somewhat near that number. I really don't know .I've never bothered to count, but I can tell you I have been collecting since I was about 10 or so.:NEWHORNS:
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[Mar 26,2004 6:02pm - Abbath ""]
:bow: awesomeness! i've been collecting since i was 6! i could never get sick of them
::puts tag on with pride::
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[Mar 26,2004 6:06pm - morkul ""]
Yeah, I don't think I'll ever get bored with comics. They are a great escape and help build imagination for kids. Not to mention the artist's just get better and better.
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[Mar 26,2004 8:07pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
**slaps a dork tag on MORKUL**

he's a super dork 'cos he didn't come
home after work so we could have dinner....
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[Mar 27,2004 12:49am - Abbath ""]
comics are much better than women some times MDD, morkul is the man
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[Mar 27,2004 1:47am - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
WhyamIandasshole said:He pulled that shit on me last night. Killed me in one attack. Cock.


;)

you should peep my reanimation deck and my goblin deck ;)
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[Mar 27,2004 2:22am - geeeeorgish  ""]
see all that jibba jabba spalding posted.
i hung out with him earlier this week, and he gave me that sphel proabably 3 times. needless to say i felt like my brain was melting.
but magic still rules.
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[Mar 27,2004 5:29am - moran ""]
TheGreatSpaldino said:WhyamIandasshole said:He pulled that shit on me last night. Killed me in one attack. Cock.


;)

you should peep my reanimation deck and my goblin deck ;)



Hey, I beat ya once. Just give me time to get a good deck together.
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[Mar 27,2004 10:00am - MyDeadDoll ""]
yay for beating spaldino! and yay
for anyone who understands how to
beat him!
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[Mar 27,2004 11:54am - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
he only beat me because i had the absolute worst drawing luck in that game =(
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[Mar 27,2004 1:49pm - DeOdiumMortis ""]
Excuses excuses. Own up to it, boy!
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[Mar 27,2004 2:44pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
but i thought you were like all bad
ass at this game... since i don't get
anything you said about it, but it
all sounded like you knew your shit,
but i've been proven wrong
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[Mar 27,2004 5:27pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
even the best player can be screwed by really shitty draws. and yes, i acknowledge that i was defeated... its ok though because i got him really good the other two times.
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[Mar 27,2004 7:18pm - moran ""]
Yes, he destroyed me in the other games.
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[Mar 27,2004 8:04pm - swamplorddvm ""]
Gorgonites unite!!!
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[Mar 28,2004 12:02am - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
you do realize, that Gorgonites have nothing to do Magic or anything in general and that even mentioning the little critters from Gorgon is basically giving up your right to be heterosexual, then I have nothing else to say... in fact... i dopnt have anything to say because i despise existence and Gerald Ford will be at your house in about 30 minutes
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[Mar 28,2004 12:32am - Abbath ""]
i think some one needs a hug....
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[Mar 28,2004 10:29pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
yeah... my penis needs a hug from your mouth
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[Mar 29,2004 12:38am - swamplorddvm ""]
who's homosexual now?!?


And I do realize that they have nothing to do with Magic.
Are you Homophobic? Do you dislike Halford?
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[Mar 29,2004 12:41am - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
yes... I love Halford... Halford and I wear tight leather chaps with jockstraps and rub guacamole on eachothers nipples while watching Oprah.
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[Mar 29,2004 1:59am - MyDeadDoll ""]
that was just wrong. thanks.
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[Mar 30,2004 3:43pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
you're welcome

p.s. people that know how to play... play me!!!!!!!!
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[Mar 30,2004 6:37pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
i'll learn to play only if you rub guacamole on your
nipples while we're playing... and then you gotta
take pictures and post 'em here to prove it.
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[Mar 30,2004 6:42pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
can i smear peanut butter on my asshole too?
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[Mar 30,2004 6:42pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
WOO!! even better!! and if you have a dog
that can lick it off, you get bonus points.
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[Mar 30,2004 6:46pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
i have a half cocker spaniel/half chow male ;)

"Cock Chow"
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[Mar 30,2004 6:48pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
i had a half cocker/chow too!! her name was
Queenie. We had to get rid of her 'cos she was
mean to my other two dogs. I also had a German
Shepard/Chow. Now we (or should I say my mom),
just has a full blood Chow. She's my mom's baby.
But yeah, I love Chows.
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[Mar 30,2004 6:50pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
purple tongues and broad chests are cool. my dog is a sweetheart =)
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[Mar 30,2004 6:52pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
i miss having a dog. i get to shee Shadow when
I go to my mom's house though. My kitty just
doesn't cut it sometimes. She doens't like to
cuddle like Shadow does. She's a chow that
thinks she's a lap dog.
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[Mar 30,2004 6:56pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
hahaha... my dog thinks that he is the size of a weiner dog and always climbs up into my/my dad's lap... and hes like 70 pounds. cute dog though =)
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[Mar 30,2004 6:57pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
we need a "pet pictures" thread. i need
to scan a few pics and then maybe i'll start one.
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[Mar 30,2004 6:59pm - blue ""]
i used to play d&d too!
i was the editor of the school newspaper!
i used to wear courdoroy pants!
i used to masturbate.....constantly!
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[Mar 30,2004 7:01pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
but do you have a cute sweetheart dog??
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[Mar 30,2004 7:02pm - morkul ""]
Used to masturbate? Somehow I don't think you've stopped.
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[Mar 30,2004 7:02pm - MyDeadDoll ""]
does anyone ever stop?
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[Mar 30,2004 7:03pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
guys with prosthetic hands do.
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[Mar 30,2004 7:05pm - TheGreatSpaldino ""]
wait a second! they dont have to! im going to invent a very special prosthesis that attaches to the fake limb... it will be an artificial vagina that uses the lube of the prosthesis owner's choice and when its nice and moist... they can go to town. man i rule so much B-)

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